Sunday, July 8, 2007

VJ The Girl Next Door

Day 4

"She is the one i was waiting for, i have found her finally" said Ronki on waking
"Abbe parson ki uttri nahin kia (Did not boozing effect went away which u drunk two days before), whom u are talking about" said Mohan.
"VJ"
"Yaar i love her" said Ronki
"Are u nuts, abbe kal raat ko to baat hui hai, kitne der baat ki (u talked to her only yesterday night and how long u kept talking)" said Mohan.
"Till 3 in the morning and i think we have lot in comon, Bas aaj se woh teri bhabhi (from today onwards she is your sister -in -law)" replied Ronki.
"Oh My gosh!! u have completly lost it" siad Mohan and went to get ready.
Ronki was too happy and could not believe he can talk that much long to a gal and a gal can care so much about him. He soon got out off bed and got ready and wanted to go office quickly so that he could talk to her on intenet as that would be cheaper and he had promised her to talk to her in the morning.

At office

Anna Reddy was celebrating his 28th burday today and every body wished him and expected a party. The july month was such a partying season at the office as majority of the burdays of the companys employees falls in this month. The "Creative Projects Department" was leading in no of people who have burday in the month of july and it had become an annoying practise for some of the employees as they have to submit "Rs 100" for the cake which the order on behalf of the Host and Host always play tricker just giving smosas and dhoklas.

HRD presented a flowered bookey to Anna to wished him. Ronki was soon chatting to VJ. Mohan was in oblivion about chinki and wanted to know his name as he is new and did not remember the names of many which were told to him during the induction. Mrs Rani became the store house for his inquistiveness and he inquired about her.
"U mean Rajni" the gal in "Finance Department" she said.
"Oh what a nice name" reacted Mohan like he has never heard of this common name.
"U seems like u have hots for Rajni, Do not you?" Mrs Rani Inquired.
" I am in love with her" came da reply.
"Oh my, oh my, another love storey in making in the office" said Mrs Rani
"Another, Whats the first one" asked Mohan.
"U do not know? u should, I am talkin about Ronki and Sapna" said Mrs Rani.
who could have told Mrs Rani that how Ronki was ditched by Sapna and how our dude had found new gal VJ.
"Whatever", he said and thanked Mrs Rani and went in his day dreaming.

Lunch Time Came and went but mohan could not able to pass even a "Hi" to her.

A small party went around in the evening. Its such a typical offical party where every senior get along with other senior in somewhat fashoinable manner and juniors were thinking about a exit. After the cake and the "panner pakods (cheese Snacks)" were served and everybody had his share of laughs and gags, Anna declared he is taking out his department for a real party after the office. Who would refuse as everybody likes to go out and have lot of beers and alchol when someone else is paying. All of the "Creative Projects" Department soon packed into cars of their seniors and hedaded for "Gravity" the lounge and pub in sector 18 of "andheri west". Arun and Vikas were the only invites from outside the "Creative Projects department".
Soon the bottles started emptying and young bloods were shaking there heads on music beats. It was such a enigma for older generation to found about why youngsters keep swinging their heads on loud music which they dot understand a word. The Loud rock was annoying some of the top mangement and DJ was told not to play too loud, but the gravity is not subsidary of "Jhunjjhun Wala Group". Soon there were altercations with others and the gang had to move out to avoid any mishappeningas as every body was enjoying too much. After boozing the "Dutch Courage" is induced even in to the worst coward so to avoid the situation become worse all decided to go to someplace else. The bill was payed by "Director" and they all moved to "Tantra", same scene there. every body was wondering where to go when Sunil pal came up with a brillant idea.

"Why not our hostle" said Sunil Pal
"Nobody checks there and we can have our way, I agree" Said Rajesh

All agreed and everybody even the director and VP went to Hostle and the bottle of grains were purchased on the way. The boozing continued till late in the night and outsiders went their homes early wishing Anna.

Ronki again talked to VJ till 3 in the morning

To be continued........

The Knock Out Babe

Day 3

Mitran ne meri ishaq naal peychaan ki
Mitt jaye zidd jad apnun di.......
Namste London (Hindi Movie)

The day started off with regular headache with which everybody is used to now. Nothing new happened till Ronki was rumoured in office about sapna by Mr. Arun (The right arm and strong aide the MD) that was bound to create havoc in ronki's life.

"Abbe us ki to Engagement huyi hai (Dude she is already engaged)" Revealed Mr. Arun when he found Ronki kept staring Sapna.

"What, You gotta be kidding me, I dot believe in you" said Ronki completly denying his authoritiness and believing she had been incarcinated in this world for him.

But Mr. Arun remained admant and Ronki was soon in ambivalence and thought what would happen if this is true. Mr. Arun the real insider presented strong alebi Mr. Devi Parsad (the Guy in Purchase Department) for his justification. Arun told Ronki he himself had given lift many times to sapna on his bike as he is known to her prior to joining here and he was also in the competition as who in this world wouldn't want to be with her.
Aruns revealation about sapnas engagemnt had an immediate effect on Ronki which could be seen on his face. He just kept thinking about her all day long cursuing god, arun, devi and himself. She just completly knocked him out.......

Mohan's Take

Mohan was known in collegaue circle as the guy who is always busy without work, he is always exploring and was well known for his daily changing "pyars (loves)". He was guy next door somewhat attractive but not a complete dude. He can always be in love anywhere any time just at a flash whether its on road, partys, at night oe even in early morning. The biggest tyrany is that he never ever got a chance to spoke to any of the girl whom with he falls in love. He just kept his huge amount of love for a girl to himself.
After usuall chatting and flirting on internet till Lunch time all went to lunch room along with Mrs Rani (Secretary to Director and really caring and generous person) when Mohan's eyes met with someone. She was short, white, beautiful, have long hair but the only problem with her was that she belongs to "Chinese race Ching Pung Lee". Mohan whistle blowed about his latest pyar immediately to everybody.

"Yakkkkkkkk, U r mad, show some standard, get a life etc." was the immediate response almost from everybody.

But Mohan had not learnt in his life to listen to anybody except himself. He was soon dreaming about her. The "Namaste London (a Hindi Movie)" images poped out in his mind and he was finding ways to approach her, that he always does everytime when he is in love but could not buy himself courage. He kept on starring her on lunch table, obviously she noticed and taken aback by Mohans gesture.

Its really starnge u can not caught women ongoling men and Mohan was soon to be discourged, its one another trait in him that he always expect girl to look directly in to his eyes and wanted that to continue. Perhaps he hasn't learnt that men and women are as different as Mars and Venus. He sat on his workstation thinking how some ugly and pathetic guys were able to get some really stunning babes afterall he is lot better than those guys which he saw couple of days back in "Juhu" Beach. He has been analyzing about this phenomenon and is bound to write a book when he would find an answer about this strange couple union. He has searched lot of internet sites (from www. getgirls.com to www.relationship.com and list goes on and on) and read lot of books but nothing seems to be working in his case. Perhap someday poor Mohan will learn action works better than too much idealization and making abstract theorys.

All were heading to hostle when Ronki broke the silence in cab and said he had met a girl on orkut in named "V.J." . She was from delhi where Ronki would be deputated latter and she had given no to him and he would be calling her @ 10 in the night. To get a number from a gal is a real achievement and that on very first time u chatted with her. Every body adviced him what he should do and what to talk about. Love guru Mohan suggested some punchlines.

Everybody relaxed in hostle and was happy that one more day passed without work. No boozing followed today as Mr. Rajesh and Sunil were out today and only Mohan was sad today.
After having their dinner Ronki called VJ @ 10 and their chatter continued till 3 in the morning.

To be Continued.......