Mohan was interrupted by a phone call early in the morning from Maggi to enquire where he has reached and though both of them are complete replica of “Mr. Kumbhkaran” when it comes to sleeping, both felt a kind of vibrations inside their head when they talk to each other and now this has lead to insomnia. It’s a strange enigma that how love can alter somebody in such a way that they do not feel any laziness during the day despite not sleeping whole night. 24 Hours in a day seems to be less for both of the guyz and they surely must be praying to god, to give them more time.
Mohan broke the news that it’s his father’s burdya today and Maggi was onto calling Mohan’s father and no doubt the Parents and Siblings of Mohan were overjoyed on such a conduct from their “Daughter in law” to be.
Now chatting and talking over phone continues unabated these days, Both have now discovered numerous ways to talk and to be together. Generally the chatting through smses continues whole day long and the average talking time on phone remains 4 to 5 hours a day, courtesy to RelCon Mobile Network Provider. Both however intimate each other's families that they talk very less as both are busy with work or shopping.
Mohan was feeling littile shyness on returning to his workplace as all the prying eyes would be on Mohan. As Mohan’s bag was full, he decided to buy some mitahi from the local source once he returns and as he moves into the Office, everybody embraced him and congratulated him. Akki has already moved one step ahead and has been distributing the mitahi from last couple of days as his new room mate would be soon emptying the Room and he will have more space at his disposal to make everything untidy and will have more space for keeping all his empty bottles of grain.
The parents of Maggi must have sighed a relief that what a long journey one has to endure for reaching MP, though they may be tensed out that their child has to move to such a distant place with no relatives and friends in vicinity just for the sake of Mohan, Who is reluctant to move to some closer place to their native. He is stuck in “damn sure attitude” that this job has prospects of being a good carrier advancement tool than the other jobs at nearer place.
Here Mohan has started getting all the worldly tensions in this world from which he has been running from quiet long. He has now to arrange for a rented house, a gas cylinder, Beds and furniture, Utensils bla bla the list goes on increasing like the Mohan’s tension. He has been buttonholing all his colleagues to get him arranged all the things and requesting them to spare some time for sharing their such experiences and give him some advice. No doubt as they say “Unarguably Indian are most talkative people on this planet and when it comes to advising some one no one can beat them”
Mr. Vikram Saran was first to offer his advices:
“Listen Mohan you have to do it all alone the cooking, washing clothes, cleaning, marketing and cleaning utensils. I have been doing this from past 10 years and at times my wife becomes so cruel she does not give me any hot water for washing utensils. It’s an old myth, that women still do these things these days. They now believe that “You have not brought a Kamwali or maid, Life is all about being happy, for traveling, shopping and sleeping””
“70 to 80 % of the work in the house and outside has to be done by you apart from your office work.”
“These women I tell you are so cruel and without heart, you will see, u will enjoy your life only for 6 months or so, then your life would becomes hell, u will repent latter on”
“Women make you to forsake all of your friends, relatives and parents as they can not see you happy”
“I have to even leave my hanging around with friends and beer which I enjoyed at times”
“Abhi bhi khuch Nahin Bigada Soch Lo”
“Alwayz Beware of the Belan and Knife, you should not come nearby if she has balen or Knife in her hand. I had undergone such a brutal treatment through this balen and Knife once”
Many others supported some of the assertiveness which Mr. Vikram Saran has been communicating to all the youngsters from quiet a long.
Though Mohan rubbished all these statements, somewhere in his mind he was making contingency plans that what if some of these finding may get true.
He must be thinking in Cooking, Utensils and Cloths Washing won’t be a problem but he should indulge and learn more from Pinni Pinni Chacha Ji.
To be Continued…………..
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Teri Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, Tu Ha Kar Ya Na Kar Mohana
After Mohan’s complaining, his sister rang up her “Would Be Bhabhi” to enquire what’s happening, why she did not respond to her Bhai’s Message. Though the arrogance that “We are from Ladka Side” is missing in Mohan and his Family, Mohan was bit skeptical what might his Sisy do and what may Maggi think of. It’s duniyadayri’s critical requirement and lessons to make an everlasting impression. After 30 mins have passed, with no return calls from his sister, he started feeling more and more restless and the butterflies in his stomach started doing Hua Hoops and with all the negative thoughts popping up, he finally called his sister and found her phone was in waiting. After she returned the call and said “Bhai Bhabhi is astonishing and superb, we have become Fast Friends and she is so lively”. Though any normal human being would be happy on such findings, the nature of the character the Mohan is, he is now more frightened that what If Magi was able to form a small faction with his brother and sister and they all will resort to Mohan’s Leg-Pulling and what will Mohan do then. All the desultory thoughts lead Mohan to an exhausted sleep and he must have experienced nightmares that night with “Magi in Red Dulhan Saree beating the hell out of Mohan with her Balen and Mohan’s Sister and Bhai clapping and Saying “Yes Bhabhi your are our savior, teach Bhai a Lesson.”. The scoter of 3-Idiots must have been replaced by a Balen.
The next day Mohan woke up early in the morning as he has to move to Delhi to meet his pals, Ronki Ram, Poonam Preet, Mrs. Renu and Chadda Sahib, all would be meeting after such a long time. All has separated their ways after leaving by Love Rajinder and it was apparent everybody was going to have lots of lots of fun. After boarding the bus, Mohan thought of Smsing Magi and he finally did after lots of deliberations as his Nani has advised Mohan for informing the Magi side and also advised him further that he must not indulge too much with Magi intially as the pre-nuptial talking over phone can be detrimental and she has also not done it during her days, Mohan must use restraint. The chronology of some of the Smses were like this:
Mohan “I am Leaving for Delhi, Want to Thank the entire Jindal Family for organizing such a spectacular function Mohan Kapoor”
Magi “Many Thanks G, Kaise Hain Aap, We also Wish the Same to Kapoor Family, How r u Going to Delhi, By Bus or Train”
Mohan “By Bus, as I have to reach littile early, have a get-together with old colleagues, And Maggi G it may happen I may speak to you in the afternoon”
Maggi “Any time G, I am ready”
The both were talking more formally initially and then resort to casual chitter chatter as now the license has been issued from both of the family members. They keep on chatting through out the day as such the 5 hour long journey seemed ephemeral. The only obstruction during the Smses were the regular calls on both sides and network unavailability and these tiny sullen times seemed so long.
The meeting at Delhi proved very good and all enjoyed at QBA in Cannaught Plane. All were teasing Mohan for getting engaged and Mohan showed them Photo of Magi. To Mohan’s surprise everybody said:
“You are lucky that you have got such a great girl, Congratulations”
Though Mohan was expecting
“She is lucky that she have got You, Congratulations”
The afternoon and the Night passed with Partying at various locations and everybody enquiring more about Magi Bhabhi and the state of Mohan. Though Mohan was feeling very happy inside, still he kept his Face blank, otherwise his friends will play more pranks on him.
Finally Mohan took some courage and rang Magi in the Night and she was asking her concerned questions that were expected from the newly bride to be.
“Aap Kahhan Hai” “Aap Akele to Nahin” “Train Kitni Late Ho Gayi” “Ab aap Kia Karenge” “Please Pyunch Ke Phone Kar Dena” “Aap ne Khanna Khaya”
Indrani Bhabhi, Bhabhi of Magi Called from her Phone to tease Mohan further and Mohan was experiencing shocks who called her apart from Magi. Indrani Bhabhi was the one who helped both of them in exchanging phone Nos. The no. of members in the faction against Mohan were increasing and Mohan was feeling tensed out.
The chatting continued till midnight and Mohan expressed his unbundled Love for Magi on the very first day by Smsing “I Love You Magi” “Oh You are very very sweet” came the reply.
Both of them found that they are just like each other and Thanks God and the relatives who connected them. Both of them seemed complete “alter ego” to one another. Mohan and Magi kept on dreaming about each other whole night and drifted to a magnificent sleep, first time in their lives.
To Be Continued……………….
The next day Mohan woke up early in the morning as he has to move to Delhi to meet his pals, Ronki Ram, Poonam Preet, Mrs. Renu and Chadda Sahib, all would be meeting after such a long time. All has separated their ways after leaving by Love Rajinder and it was apparent everybody was going to have lots of lots of fun. After boarding the bus, Mohan thought of Smsing Magi and he finally did after lots of deliberations as his Nani has advised Mohan for informing the Magi side and also advised him further that he must not indulge too much with Magi intially as the pre-nuptial talking over phone can be detrimental and she has also not done it during her days, Mohan must use restraint. The chronology of some of the Smses were like this:
Mohan “I am Leaving for Delhi, Want to Thank the entire Jindal Family for organizing such a spectacular function Mohan Kapoor”
Magi “Many Thanks G, Kaise Hain Aap, We also Wish the Same to Kapoor Family, How r u Going to Delhi, By Bus or Train”
Mohan “By Bus, as I have to reach littile early, have a get-together with old colleagues, And Maggi G it may happen I may speak to you in the afternoon”
Maggi “Any time G, I am ready”
The both were talking more formally initially and then resort to casual chitter chatter as now the license has been issued from both of the family members. They keep on chatting through out the day as such the 5 hour long journey seemed ephemeral. The only obstruction during the Smses were the regular calls on both sides and network unavailability and these tiny sullen times seemed so long.
The meeting at Delhi proved very good and all enjoyed at QBA in Cannaught Plane. All were teasing Mohan for getting engaged and Mohan showed them Photo of Magi. To Mohan’s surprise everybody said:
“You are lucky that you have got such a great girl, Congratulations”
Though Mohan was expecting
“She is lucky that she have got You, Congratulations”
The afternoon and the Night passed with Partying at various locations and everybody enquiring more about Magi Bhabhi and the state of Mohan. Though Mohan was feeling very happy inside, still he kept his Face blank, otherwise his friends will play more pranks on him.
Finally Mohan took some courage and rang Magi in the Night and she was asking her concerned questions that were expected from the newly bride to be.
“Aap Kahhan Hai” “Aap Akele to Nahin” “Train Kitni Late Ho Gayi” “Ab aap Kia Karenge” “Please Pyunch Ke Phone Kar Dena” “Aap ne Khanna Khaya”
Indrani Bhabhi, Bhabhi of Magi Called from her Phone to tease Mohan further and Mohan was experiencing shocks who called her apart from Magi. Indrani Bhabhi was the one who helped both of them in exchanging phone Nos. The no. of members in the faction against Mohan were increasing and Mohan was feeling tensed out.
The chatting continued till midnight and Mohan expressed his unbundled Love for Magi on the very first day by Smsing “I Love You Magi” “Oh You are very very sweet” came the reply.
Both of them found that they are just like each other and Thanks God and the relatives who connected them. Both of them seemed complete “alter ego” to one another. Mohan and Magi kept on dreaming about each other whole night and drifted to a magnificent sleep, first time in their lives.
To Be Continued……………….
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Mohan Bechara, Finally Gaya Mara; Bhul gaya Tafri Mil Gayi Ladki
Finally the parents of Mohan sighed a relief upon finalizing the girl for Mohan, though every relative has told the very good about the girl, still Mohan was feeling restless in his heart. He could not understand what he should do though the Inevitability seems apparent. The chitter chatter in his mind has left him bewildered.
He was feeling nervous as also the viral fever has taken its toll on him from last couple of days. The maggi name for a girl seemed little weird to him as he was thinking people may not started calling him as noodles. Mohan along with his parents arrived at the hotel in due time where the maggi’s parents have arranged a program for the “Muhn Dikhai” Mohan has been a constant motivator and supporter to his friends during such difficult time, but as he would be in the prying eyes of all the “Would be Relatives”, he has none of his friends at his disposal who can support him in this “Fatti Halat”
Nobody seems to be interested in talking to Mohan and everybody was socializing to each other that lead to Mohan wonder how can they mingle so easily. Finally Maggi arrived tightly wrapped in a orange color saree and on the very first glimpse “Mohan was in Love”. Though he has felt these hunches several times with so many girls, this time something was special, something that has taken his mind from him. He was thinking “Yes she is the one, gosh would that he could take her home today” It was not that she is the hottest girl in the universe, its Maggi’s simplicity, may be the Maggi’s pure heart that attracted him.
After a one to one meeting with her, he divulged all his littile vices to her that he does that he does that, the general not so important attributes of once personality. He was more astonished to find that she has no qualms in accepting all the vices. Then he smartly asked two or three questions which has been in his mind these days:
“You consider yourself ready for marriage na”
Maggi just nodded and said “hanji” in a littile shy manner.
“Tell me, there is no pressure on you Na, if yes I can refuse”
Maggi must have experienced shocks and may be nagging herself what a cartoon his parents have sent along with him.
She nodded in No and Mohan was satisfied with all the answers.
The formal interview which all thought would last 10 or 15 mins was over in 2 or 3 minutes and everybody in both the families was guessing and applying all the permutations and combinations.
Mohan had a secret meeting with his family members and relatives which were also attracted to the girl and finally broke the good news that “Yes, hamri Haan Hai”
He was feeling nervous as also the viral fever has taken its toll on him from last couple of days. The maggi name for a girl seemed little weird to him as he was thinking people may not started calling him as noodles. Mohan along with his parents arrived at the hotel in due time where the maggi’s parents have arranged a program for the “Muhn Dikhai” Mohan has been a constant motivator and supporter to his friends during such difficult time, but as he would be in the prying eyes of all the “Would be Relatives”, he has none of his friends at his disposal who can support him in this “Fatti Halat”
Nobody seems to be interested in talking to Mohan and everybody was socializing to each other that lead to Mohan wonder how can they mingle so easily. Finally Maggi arrived tightly wrapped in a orange color saree and on the very first glimpse “Mohan was in Love”. Though he has felt these hunches several times with so many girls, this time something was special, something that has taken his mind from him. He was thinking “Yes she is the one, gosh would that he could take her home today” It was not that she is the hottest girl in the universe, its Maggi’s simplicity, may be the Maggi’s pure heart that attracted him.
After a one to one meeting with her, he divulged all his littile vices to her that he does that he does that, the general not so important attributes of once personality. He was more astonished to find that she has no qualms in accepting all the vices. Then he smartly asked two or three questions which has been in his mind these days:
“You consider yourself ready for marriage na”
Maggi just nodded and said “hanji” in a littile shy manner.
“Tell me, there is no pressure on you Na, if yes I can refuse”
Maggi must have experienced shocks and may be nagging herself what a cartoon his parents have sent along with him.
She nodded in No and Mohan was satisfied with all the answers.
The formal interview which all thought would last 10 or 15 mins was over in 2 or 3 minutes and everybody in both the families was guessing and applying all the permutations and combinations.
Mohan had a secret meeting with his family members and relatives which were also attracted to the girl and finally broke the good news that “Yes, hamri Haan Hai”
This lead to emotional outburst on the maggi’s side and Mohan was confused whether they all were crying due to happiness or of sorrow. Finally he asked Maggi and she did not respond with Yes or No and this increased the predicament of Mohan more. Finally the two were seated next to each other and all were jumping out of their skin with joy. The Rokka Ceremony Was planned in next 2 hours and Mohan was on to finding a suitable gift for his “would be” and he could only find a Mobile proposition suitable and some flowers. He has planned so many things but this small time did not let him fructify all his plans. The constant phone calls and reprimands from his father let him run short and he assigned his cousin Akhil’s duty for all the packing and delivery of the gifts at earliest.
Mohan’s Mother and Mohan’s Maternal Aunt though consumed a lot of time, buying something for the new bride, but nobody is agreeing to give Mohan his share of time.
It all started with a bang, with all the relatives from Maggi’s side hurling on Mohan like salesmen and Mohan was feeling a sense of importance and pride on conquering Maggi.
It all started with a bang, with all the relatives from Maggi’s side hurling on Mohan like salesmen and Mohan was feeling a sense of importance and pride on conquering Maggi.
She was also laughing and being shy, but all the smiles from Mohan’s face were absent. He was observing what’s happening around. Sometimes Cameraman tells him to do that and sometimes the relatives have their own versions, all activities seems alien to him. Everybody was so happy, specially the missed out sisters of Mohan which could not come due to some commitments. The same case was with Maggi with his brother missing out the event.
The event was soon over with cameraman clicking the pics of both of them together, with some shots Mohan having his arms around Maggi. Some videos were also shot by Mohan’s brother in Mohan’s Mobile.
After the Ceremony Mohan and his relatives bid adieu to the Maggi’s family and pleasantries were passed and the Mohan’s Parents went to their native place and Mohan staying at his maternal uncle’s home.
The night passed with calling all friends and dreaming about maggi.
He finally collected some courage and smsed Maggi.
“I want to thank the entire Jindal family for organizing such a grand event.
Looking forward for such more events in the future”
Mohan Kapoor
Maggi did not respond to the msg, giving shocks to Mohan.
To Be Continued………
The event was soon over with cameraman clicking the pics of both of them together, with some shots Mohan having his arms around Maggi. Some videos were also shot by Mohan’s brother in Mohan’s Mobile.
After the Ceremony Mohan and his relatives bid adieu to the Maggi’s family and pleasantries were passed and the Mohan’s Parents went to their native place and Mohan staying at his maternal uncle’s home.
The night passed with calling all friends and dreaming about maggi.
He finally collected some courage and smsed Maggi.
“I want to thank the entire Jindal family for organizing such a grand event.
Looking forward for such more events in the future”
Mohan Kapoor
Maggi did not respond to the msg, giving shocks to Mohan.
To Be Continued………
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