Thursday, December 16, 2010

Nikamma Kiya Is Dil Ne, Nikamma Kiya Is Maggi ne Mohan Ko

Mohan was interrupted by a phone call early in the morning from Maggi to enquire where he has reached and though both of them are complete replica of “Mr. Kumbhkaran” when it comes to sleeping, both felt a kind of vibrations inside their head when they talk to each other and now this has lead to insomnia. It’s a strange enigma that how love can alter somebody in such a way that they do not feel any laziness during the day despite not sleeping whole night. 24 Hours in a day seems to be less for both of the guyz and they surely must be praying to god, to give them more time.

Mohan broke the news that it’s his father’s burdya today and Maggi was onto calling Mohan’s father and no doubt the Parents and Siblings of Mohan were overjoyed on such a conduct from their “Daughter in law” to be.

Now chatting and talking over phone continues unabated these days, Both have now discovered numerous ways to talk and to be together. Generally the chatting through smses continues whole day long and the average talking time on phone remains 4 to 5 hours a day, courtesy to RelCon Mobile Network Provider. Both however intimate each other's families that they talk very less as both are busy with work or shopping.

Mohan was feeling littile shyness on returning to his workplace as all the prying eyes would be on Mohan. As Mohan’s bag was full, he decided to buy some mitahi from the local source once he returns and as he moves into the Office, everybody embraced him and congratulated him. Akki has already moved one step ahead and has been distributing the mitahi from last couple of days as his new room mate would be soon emptying the Room and he will have more space at his disposal to make everything untidy and will have more space for keeping all his empty bottles of grain.

The parents of Maggi must have sighed a relief that what a long journey one has to endure for reaching MP, though they may be tensed out that their child has to move to such a distant place with no relatives and friends in vicinity just for the sake of Mohan, Who is reluctant to move to some closer place to their native. He is stuck in “damn sure attitude” that this job has prospects of being a good carrier advancement tool than the other jobs at nearer place.

Here Mohan has started getting all the worldly tensions in this world from which he has been running from quiet long. He has now to arrange for a rented house, a gas cylinder, Beds and furniture, Utensils bla bla the list goes on increasing like the Mohan’s tension. He has been buttonholing all his colleagues to get him arranged all the things and requesting them to spare some time for sharing their such experiences and give him some advice. No doubt as they say “Unarguably Indian are most talkative people on this planet and when it comes to advising some one no one can beat them”

Mr. Vikram Saran was first to offer his advices:

“Listen Mohan you have to do it all alone the cooking, washing clothes, cleaning, marketing and cleaning utensils. I have been doing this from past 10 years and at times my wife becomes so cruel she does not give me any hot water for washing utensils. It’s an old myth, that women still do these things these days. They now believe that “You have not brought a Kamwali or maid, Life is all about being happy, for traveling, shopping and sleeping””

“70 to 80 % of the work in the house and outside has to be done by you apart from your office work.”

“These women I tell you are so cruel and without heart, you will see, u will enjoy your life only for 6 months or so, then your life would becomes hell, u will repent latter on”

“Women make you to forsake all of your friends, relatives and parents as they can not see you happy”

“I have to even leave my hanging around with friends and beer which I enjoyed at times”

“Abhi bhi khuch Nahin Bigada Soch Lo”

“Alwayz Beware of the Belan and Knife, you should not come nearby if she has balen or Knife in her hand. I had undergone such a brutal treatment through this balen and Knife once”

Many others supported some of the assertiveness which Mr. Vikram Saran has been communicating to all the youngsters from quiet a long.

Though Mohan rubbished all these statements, somewhere in his mind he was making contingency plans that what if some of these finding may get true.

He must be thinking in Cooking, Utensils and Cloths Washing won’t be a problem but he should indulge and learn more from Pinni Pinni Chacha Ji.

To be Continued…………..

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