Monday, July 21, 2014
"Love Rajinder" Team Together Again, Masti, Work and New Conspiracy
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
A flight to Bhopal
Lately I have started preferring the air travel. More and more people prefer air route than conventional modes of transportation thanks to the economies and time cut short by the air lines.
Today's flight from Mumbai to Bhopal made me pensive this time and made me to reflect on few things.
I always prefer window seat to aisle and middle so that I can look down, do not know why i have this strange fascination.
So today when I was usually looking down, these thoughts popped in mind:
That it’s such a vast world out there, and every self and u r just a tiny drop in the ocean and yet we keep ourselves into oblivion through our lives that we r the center of the universe.
That this world would be as such and would be more vast and powerful when u were not there and would remain that way when u r gone.
That it’s us that keep adding misery to our lives with all the self doubts and negativities. Even we have ephemeral time to be around.
So I have made myself some promises of some dos and do nots, I would be adhering to.
I won’t frown if somebody maligns about me.
I won’t fear from taking any risks.
I would be respecting and loving the people more who matter to me.
I won’t mind if my office vacillates me from one place to another.
I won’t mind if I am not accepted some where.
I would be working more hard on my goals.
Pretty sagey na....guys that’s the way I am.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Nikamma Kiya Is Dil Ne, Nikamma Kiya Is Maggi ne Mohan Ko
Mohan broke the news that it’s his father’s burdya today and Maggi was onto calling Mohan’s father and no doubt the Parents and Siblings of Mohan were overjoyed on such a conduct from their “Daughter in law” to be.
Now chatting and talking over phone continues unabated these days, Both have now discovered numerous ways to talk and to be together. Generally the chatting through smses continues whole day long and the average talking time on phone remains 4 to 5 hours a day, courtesy to RelCon Mobile Network Provider. Both however intimate each other's families that they talk very less as both are busy with work or shopping.
Mohan was feeling littile shyness on returning to his workplace as all the prying eyes would be on Mohan. As Mohan’s bag was full, he decided to buy some mitahi from the local source once he returns and as he moves into the Office, everybody embraced him and congratulated him. Akki has already moved one step ahead and has been distributing the mitahi from last couple of days as his new room mate would be soon emptying the Room and he will have more space at his disposal to make everything untidy and will have more space for keeping all his empty bottles of grain.
The parents of Maggi must have sighed a relief that what a long journey one has to endure for reaching MP, though they may be tensed out that their child has to move to such a distant place with no relatives and friends in vicinity just for the sake of Mohan, Who is reluctant to move to some closer place to their native. He is stuck in “damn sure attitude” that this job has prospects of being a good carrier advancement tool than the other jobs at nearer place.
Here Mohan has started getting all the worldly tensions in this world from which he has been running from quiet long. He has now to arrange for a rented house, a gas cylinder, Beds and furniture, Utensils bla bla the list goes on increasing like the Mohan’s tension. He has been buttonholing all his colleagues to get him arranged all the things and requesting them to spare some time for sharing their such experiences and give him some advice. No doubt as they say “Unarguably Indian are most talkative people on this planet and when it comes to advising some one no one can beat them”
Mr. Vikram Saran was first to offer his advices:
“Listen Mohan you have to do it all alone the cooking, washing clothes, cleaning, marketing and cleaning utensils. I have been doing this from past 10 years and at times my wife becomes so cruel she does not give me any hot water for washing utensils. It’s an old myth, that women still do these things these days. They now believe that “You have not brought a Kamwali or maid, Life is all about being happy, for traveling, shopping and sleeping””
“70 to 80 % of the work in the house and outside has to be done by you apart from your office work.”
“These women I tell you are so cruel and without heart, you will see, u will enjoy your life only for 6 months or so, then your life would becomes hell, u will repent latter on”
“Women make you to forsake all of your friends, relatives and parents as they can not see you happy”
“I have to even leave my hanging around with friends and beer which I enjoyed at times”
“Abhi bhi khuch Nahin Bigada Soch Lo”
“Alwayz Beware of the Belan and Knife, you should not come nearby if she has balen or Knife in her hand. I had undergone such a brutal treatment through this balen and Knife once”
Many others supported some of the assertiveness which Mr. Vikram Saran has been communicating to all the youngsters from quiet a long.
Though Mohan rubbished all these statements, somewhere in his mind he was making contingency plans that what if some of these finding may get true.
He must be thinking in Cooking, Utensils and Cloths Washing won’t be a problem but he should indulge and learn more from Pinni Pinni Chacha Ji.
To be Continued…………..
Monday, December 6, 2010
Teri Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, Tu Ha Kar Ya Na Kar Mohana
The next day Mohan woke up early in the morning as he has to move to Delhi to meet his pals, Ronki Ram, Poonam Preet, Mrs. Renu and Chadda Sahib, all would be meeting after such a long time. All has separated their ways after leaving by Love Rajinder and it was apparent everybody was going to have lots of lots of fun. After boarding the bus, Mohan thought of Smsing Magi and he finally did after lots of deliberations as his Nani has advised Mohan for informing the Magi side and also advised him further that he must not indulge too much with Magi intially as the pre-nuptial talking over phone can be detrimental and she has also not done it during her days, Mohan must use restraint. The chronology of some of the Smses were like this:
Mohan “I am Leaving for Delhi, Want to Thank the entire Jindal Family for organizing such a spectacular function Mohan Kapoor”
Magi “Many Thanks G, Kaise Hain Aap, We also Wish the Same to Kapoor Family, How r u Going to Delhi, By Bus or Train”
Mohan “By Bus, as I have to reach littile early, have a get-together with old colleagues, And Maggi G it may happen I may speak to you in the afternoon”
Maggi “Any time G, I am ready”
The both were talking more formally initially and then resort to casual chitter chatter as now the license has been issued from both of the family members. They keep on chatting through out the day as such the 5 hour long journey seemed ephemeral. The only obstruction during the Smses were the regular calls on both sides and network unavailability and these tiny sullen times seemed so long.
The meeting at Delhi proved very good and all enjoyed at QBA in Cannaught Plane. All were teasing Mohan for getting engaged and Mohan showed them Photo of Magi. To Mohan’s surprise everybody said:
“You are lucky that you have got such a great girl, Congratulations”
Though Mohan was expecting
“She is lucky that she have got You, Congratulations”
The afternoon and the Night passed with Partying at various locations and everybody enquiring more about Magi Bhabhi and the state of Mohan. Though Mohan was feeling very happy inside, still he kept his Face blank, otherwise his friends will play more pranks on him.
Finally Mohan took some courage and rang Magi in the Night and she was asking her concerned questions that were expected from the newly bride to be.
“Aap Kahhan Hai” “Aap Akele to Nahin” “Train Kitni Late Ho Gayi” “Ab aap Kia Karenge” “Please Pyunch Ke Phone Kar Dena” “Aap ne Khanna Khaya”
Indrani Bhabhi, Bhabhi of Magi Called from her Phone to tease Mohan further and Mohan was experiencing shocks who called her apart from Magi. Indrani Bhabhi was the one who helped both of them in exchanging phone Nos. The no. of members in the faction against Mohan were increasing and Mohan was feeling tensed out.
The chatting continued till midnight and Mohan expressed his unbundled Love for Magi on the very first day by Smsing “I Love You Magi” “Oh You are very very sweet” came the reply.
Both of them found that they are just like each other and Thanks God and the relatives who connected them. Both of them seemed complete “alter ego” to one another. Mohan and Magi kept on dreaming about each other whole night and drifted to a magnificent sleep, first time in their lives.
To Be Continued……………….
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Mohan Bechara, Finally Gaya Mara; Bhul gaya Tafri Mil Gayi Ladki

He was feeling nervous as also the viral fever has taken its toll on him from last couple of days. The maggi name for a girl seemed little weird to him as he was thinking people may not started calling him as noodles. Mohan along with his parents arrived at the hotel in due time where the maggi’s parents have arranged a program for the “Muhn Dikhai” Mohan has been a constant motivator and supporter to his friends during such difficult time, but as he would be in the prying eyes of all the “Would be Relatives”, he has none of his friends at his disposal who can support him in this “Fatti Halat”
Nobody seems to be interested in talking to Mohan and everybody was socializing to each other that lead to Mohan wonder how can they mingle so easily. Finally Maggi arrived tightly wrapped in a orange color saree and on the very first glimpse “Mohan was in Love”. Though he has felt these hunches several times with so many girls, this time something was special, something that has taken his mind from him. He was thinking “Yes she is the one, gosh would that he could take her home today” It was not that she is the hottest girl in the universe, its Maggi’s simplicity, may be the Maggi’s pure heart that attracted him.
After a one to one meeting with her, he divulged all his littile vices to her that he does that he does that, the general not so important attributes of once personality. He was more astonished to find that she has no qualms in accepting all the vices. Then he smartly asked two or three questions which has been in his mind these days:
“You consider yourself ready for marriage na”
Maggi just nodded and said “hanji” in a littile shy manner.
“Tell me, there is no pressure on you Na, if yes I can refuse”
Maggi must have experienced shocks and may be nagging herself what a cartoon his parents have sent along with him.
She nodded in No and Mohan was satisfied with all the answers.
The formal interview which all thought would last 10 or 15 mins was over in 2 or 3 minutes and everybody in both the families was guessing and applying all the permutations and combinations.
Mohan had a secret meeting with his family members and relatives which were also attracted to the girl and finally broke the good news that “Yes, hamri Haan Hai”
It all started with a bang, with all the relatives from Maggi’s side hurling on Mohan like salesmen and Mohan was feeling a sense of importance and pride on conquering Maggi.
The event was soon over with cameraman clicking the pics of both of them together, with some shots Mohan having his arms around Maggi. Some videos were also shot by Mohan’s brother in Mohan’s Mobile.
After the Ceremony Mohan and his relatives bid adieu to the Maggi’s family and pleasantries were passed and the Mohan’s Parents went to their native place and Mohan staying at his maternal uncle’s home.
The night passed with calling all friends and dreaming about maggi.
He finally collected some courage and smsed Maggi.
“I want to thank the entire Jindal family for organizing such a grand event.
Looking forward for such more events in the future”
Mohan Kapoor
Maggi did not respond to the msg, giving shocks to Mohan.
To Be Continued………
Monday, April 12, 2010
Mohan In Love Again...Bechari Ladki
Sanu Ishqe da Lagiya Rog (Phir Se)
Sade bachne Di Naiyo Ummed
The memories of rejection by Meghna was still fresh in Mohan’s mind and suddenly his company starting buzzing with the new recruitments since the so called “recession” is finally over and after so many people have left to new avenues it was imperative that company have to recruit some fresh ones to breath life into its stalled projects.
Some where deep down his heart he was feeling optimistic that may be he could get a chance to mingle with some gorgeous gal whom he has been waiting from quiet a long (of course, the last time he has got these hitches when Meghna Joined in). They say if you really want some thing from heart “All the world conspires to help you achieve it” and the conspiracy just broke with the joining of Ms. Jolly Badhav at Delhi HO.
After reading the email that a gal named Jolly just joined in, he was jumping out of his skin with joy and immediately declared for a party that night and the second thing he did was intimating the Delhi HO and Site Personnel for not indulging with her, He even shot a email to his peers, and the chronology and replies were like that
From: Mohan Kapoor [mailto:mohan@aiplambuja.com]
Sent: Monday, April 12, 2010 6:24 PM
To: 'Laul'; Titru; Gaga
Cc: Joginder, 'Vicky'
Subject: RE: Welcome!!!
Pyare Bhaiyo!!!!!!!!!
Namskar!!!!!!!!
Vinamrta Purvak aap sabhi se nevaden hai ki aap ki hone wali bhabhi hamari hi company join kar chukki hai.
Main Janta hun ki aap bhi meri tarah se GF na milne se parsehan hain aur ho sakta hai ki aap Jolly ke anne par us par apna adhikar jammane ki koshish kare.
Par main aap ko suchit kar du ki Jolly Sirf meri hai Sirf Meri (
Aap sabhi se nivaden hai ki aap galat khyala na dharan kare aur aapne aapne kam par dhyan de.
CC: Tadpe hue Married Bhai Log
AAP ka Bhai
From: Titru [mailto:titru@aiplambuja.com]
Sent: Monday, April 12, 2010 6:39 PM
To: Mohan Kapoor; 'Laul'; Gaga
Cc: Joginder; 'Vicky'
Subject: RE: Welcome!!!
Priya Bandhu,
Kadachit apna man ashant na kare….
Hum Jolly ko bhabhi ki nazar se dekhenge….
Par priya var…agar aap is baar bhi kujh na kar paye toh fir hum kya karenge,,,,
Aap ki abhilasha hoti hai k har nai hamare karyalya mein ayi naari aap hi ki biwi n dusron ki bhabhi hai,,,,,aur ant mein use koi aur le jata hai….fir aap madira saven mein doob jate hai n apna haal antarjaal par “gmail” ki daindani par daal dete ho n fir kop bhavan mein aap ka samavesh ho jata hai….
Parantu hay sakha is baar hamari aapse hath jod kar vinati hai k sirf ham tak hi nai bt bhabhi tak bhi apni darde dastan pahunchaiye….
Aapka Priye Sakha,
Titru
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Aftermaths of Leaving by “Love Rajinder” 1
Hundian mapiyan de sirran te aishan
Mapiyan to bina puche na eh Chandra samaj loko
Jad ja ke jamne vich ladna pave jarroratan layi
Lagdi hai eh zindagi te duniya bekar loko
Writen by: Mr. Mohit Kansal
Betta g arrived very next day with a swallowed mouth and it seems like he has not smiled from years and here Mr. Anger Manager Mr. Deep Singh arrived fresh, full of joviality and energy. Surely Mr. Deep Singh has in fact three best qualities in this world 1. Knows to manage his anger very well 2. Can start fresh after strong altercations with anybody 3. Can generate instant rapport with new comers and fresh joins. Col. Dhillon, the X-HRD Head surely acknowledged him very highly during his initial days and can be heard saying, “If someone really has the gut in the entire department its Mr. Deep” but it’s really an enigma whosoever have praised him highly initially alwayz went cold hearted against him. Col Dhillon’s remarks after resigning were, “Mr. Deep is a non-technical man, why the hell he has been recruited, he has done every single thing incorrect.”
After hearing realizations like this Mr. Deep is always onto finding next leverage, with his TP playing the part of pivots/fulcrum and his career uplifted as a lever.
The one liners he used to influence other was somewhat copy of dailouge of movie 3-idiots
Mr. Deep’s stance
“Sir G, Good Morning!! Tusi Great Ho, Aaap jaisa bologe ho jayega, aap ke liyea kuch bhi kar sakte hain”
3 - Idiots Saying
“Jahanpna, Tusi great ho, Kripa Nazrana Kabul farmiyea”
The only Difference is that Mr. Deep Says with his paints on and 3-Idiots with there paints down.
Though there was never a much work available with Mr. Deep (As he alwayz manage to get the best available subordinates in the team, upon them he dumps his entire work), he tries to show the VIPs during their visits that he has got all the works of his colleagues and he is the one who is running this show. Otherwise his daily routine includes Equity trading, reading bengali newspaper on net, playing solitaire and passing his useless gayan.
Love Rajinder Supported him because he thought Mr. Deep has the potential to be a good man-manager despite of all his shortcomings, as the job profile itself requires managing people and time only, there was no rocket science in developing such a basic product. he believed it’s basic an iterative process of some common fundamentals/logics to develop a new show. But as they say old habits die hard, Mr. Deep is only stuck in applying his vast gayan to some non-complex problems. He surely feels enormous pain in his mind and in his ass after behaving normally for some period.
Mr. Deep has several times warned “Love Rajinder” not to give much air to Mohan and Pinni Pinni Chacha stating that though they work hard but have their own limited maturity levels which may be deterimental if they are given a leading position. He even sometime dares to put the Fear of “Management Failure” in the eyes of Love Rajinder. A true Sage even in the corporate life as “Love Rajinder” is can only be seen educating him about the opportunities that lie ahead and alwayz advised him not to waste time and energy battling minnows.
Here when Mr. Joginder Singh is blown in something or just had experienced strong altercations with somebody can been seen keeping onto himself. He can talk to few whom he has to (Namely Pinni Pinni Chacha, Mr. Gaga Singh and Mr. Varun) otherwise they would surely desert him and he do not want that. He can also be seen very friendly these days with Mr. Sunil Pal (Old Rival of Betta G) who now shares common views on their common enemies.
He was talking to Mr. Gaga and then Mr. Yuan Khan that “Nobody came to my rescue the other day, all are mean people specially Mohan, I initiated a revolt against Mr. Deep and nobody supported me, people should desert Mr. Deep”
Mr. Yuan Khan in a mocking way passed his comments on Mohan that “Mr. Joginder why do not you vomit your anger on Mohan” on finding Mr. Joginder is tearing some papers.
Surely Mohan knew all the vicious weeping done by Betta g to everybody but kept silent and did not want to create more scenes. He knew that the job turf itself is tough one and further the emoluments are very low leading to frustrations at work and in family.
Though during Betta g mum period there are no hues and cries related to his boastfulness of himself and his work, some of them generally are “Its me who have created the Wal-mart and others just sat around and enjoyed my success” “I am a mature technocrat” “I am a building expert” “It’s I who deserve more Salary and better Designation” “Primavera and MSP are nothing”
Though everybody other than Mohan makes fun of Mr. Joginder in his absence about the Wal-mart stuff, Mr. Joginder has always felt Jealousy and hatred inside his heart towards Mohan with ambiguous reasons.
In Evening all got the news that in Khanna Site Chadda Sahib and Munni Kaka has had a big fight with their boss. The Phones from Amritsar were busy to get the news as the gossip season is booming much due to latest series of resignations in Delhi HO and Amritsar.
Some specification changes were the reason and the boss’s inability to synchronize all the stuff has leads the boss blaming his team members. The other news regarding Major’s Sahib’s Involvement in Land Scam and dwindling of huge amount of money also came forth. It was also understood he has been terminated from his services.
The morale of all of them became all time low and everybody was on to http://www.naukri.com/ very first time for finding suitable jobs.
To be continued……………………………………..
