Seemayan Bulyean Tujhe!!! Tu Chal Rahi!!!!!

Everytime I watch movies LoC Kargil Or Border, Nationalist Emotions run very high inside me. These proclivities have remained ever since and have further accentuated since my childhood. I always wanted to be fighter pilot but lack of guidance and encouragement led me to forsake it completely. No wonder I keep tab on defence news so fervently, watches these movies very often and try to educate people as much as I can about the developments and sacrifices of our armed forces. An "Armed Forces Aficionado" will effectively defines my character.

Thus it would be entirely natural for me to choose and value highly of friends who are into armed forces, live in a society having armed forces veterans. Over the years I have read and listened to stories of valour and sacrifices. It made me wonder how on the earth can such acts be performed voluntarily without even caring for ones self. And this inquisitiveness further lead me in asking question whosoever I can find appropriate and generally I got the very same answers:

"It's routine job and it's nothing like such that you are fascinating"

Perhaps we as ordinary citizens exaggerate to ourselves the deeds performed by such valiant men as we have not taken that plunge. Perhaps not, it requires superhuman faith and belief e.g. For a serving captain to leave his pregnant wife alone with servant and go on patrolling and search for terrorist in the thick forests of North East for more than 2 weeks. Perhaps their minds are forged out of steel which selflessly sacrifices their lives for protection of the motherland and for others and perhaps their hearts still remain as gentle as lotus flower which let them value life and live every moment. 

I could feel among them the urgent sense of doing things, meeting and staying touch with the people and coaching other people on taking life very easily. Perhaps they see so much "blood of their brother in arms" they always remember mortality and non invincibility of the human beings.

They are able to emulate the highest level of life characteristics bettered only by yogis (whatever whether it's Karma, Bhakti, Jana, Raja) apart from yogis there is much to learn from the actions and thought process of such selfless men.

We all are capable of performing such deeds but our mind and bodies are not aligned in the way that is required. In an already enigmatic world we complicate our thoughts actions further which takes its toil on ones mind and body. Ordinary citizens create boundaries for everything and this restraints them for working full potential.

These boundaries can be broken only if we understand them first and then start reflecting on very fundamental and vital aspects of our lives. The process which are only essential for our survival in this world are given unnecessary importance over the philosophical and intellectual knowledge for one to transcend this physical nature.

I am making myself a commitment that what if I could not make it into Armed Forces, I still can be commando in this ordinary world bettering myself daily and Wining small small victories. The insatiable fire that is burning inside me can only be soothed if I could find it proper channel.

Someone has beautiful written " If I am half a percent smarter than previous year I would be genius by the time I will die"

Corporate Shayari

Uthate nahin jo mere sathi mere phone aaj kal

Dette nahin jawab jo aaj kal meri kis bhi baat ka

Tum hi woh jin se main dhere dhere sikh raha hun sunhera ek paath zindigi ka

Jis din bhi apni bhi bulandi chayegi, yaad shiad tumhe tab hamari ayyegi

Khol ke main bhi tab bathyunga hisab teri attendance aur tere account ka

Khafa na hona e mere dost agar kal waqt na ho mere pass teri kisi farmiash ka

Emotional Letter from Employee to his/her Salary

Dear Salary:

I Miss You Dear Salary!!!!!

Plz Come Back To Me …Plz Stay With Me.

You Left Me In Such A Rush Last Month, I Didn't Have Even Time To Tell U About My Plans.

Pls come back to me.

I love you dear salary and I hope you love me too?

See you later in my alert!!!!!!

Bye
Your's Truly

Tough Time Never Lasts But Tough People Do!!!!!!

Never Ever (post college days) I felt the requirements of coming back and reciting quote of Robert H. Schuller "Tough Time Never Lasts But Tough People Do"

There are happier times and there are bad times, the time they say follows sinusoidal curve for common people, Lately these days I keep on reminding myself (again and again) these tough times that are occurring to me will pass and eventually i will come out as a winner as I generally do in every facet of my life vagaries. The turbulence is not so big that will shaken my tolerance and forgiveness attitude.

Life is a gift by God and every failure, every thing going against you is a test to check your resilience and surely it will eventually provide you with a better experience.

I " Mohit Kansal" commit myself that i won't be bogged down by the hard blows of the life and I will come out a winner as do our Army Men in difficult situations.

Lets Gods be with Me, Lets Vivekananda Teachings be with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amen

"Love Rajinder" Team Together Again, Masti, Work and New Conspiracy

It’s been 4 Years after “Mohan” and “Pini Pini Chacha” reunited with their pals in a new company named “Beerbal Grop” They had earlier been lost to some big corporate house named “Pilance” during past 4 years and every friends and associate was out of touch with them.

“Chadha Sahib”, “Bishu Hanu-man,” Nanu Hogga Kaise” were happy to reunite with their old pals. It was “Love Rajinder” who has just moved in to “Beerbal Group of Companies” as a “Technical Kalakar” and he wanted his entire gamut of team mates at its disposal for him to be successful.

Slowly other fellows viz. “Bihari”, “Chingam Uncle” and “Aloo Gobi” from “Pilance” joined the team. There are other battery of team members like “Dukhi Atama”, “Muku Ganja”, “Papu Local”, “Chawaniya Muskan”, “Khan Sahib” “Dhan Dhana Dhan” “Dharma The Karma” “Sathaaya Budha” “Jai Shree Ram Panditji” and “CC Quality”.

“Pini Pini Chacha” is now PM Sahib at “Beerbal’s ” project “Anycity”. He commands a team of 10+ Engineers at “Anycity”. Though he becomes PM, living life in penury still continues, he comes to site on Auto and did not wish to bring a car or bike from his native. He has undergone a cardiac surgery in the past in which his heart was ripped apart, cleaned and again fixed. No wonder he has become so selective in his brewing and eating habits. People are abuzz with rumors that doctors have told chacha that all the “Kala Murgas (Black Chicken)” and boozing that people offered him for getting membership of “Cheers Club” got stuck on his heart only, but no matter what has happened to him, the passion for work, the stubbornness and even duping people for parties still continues. Chadha Sahib is his deputy now for looting the young brigade for partying and enjoying.     

“Chadha Sahib” has shed some weight in past few years; he now weighs approximately 140 Kgs, down 5 Kgs from that measured 4 Years ago. He enjoys same waist paints. He has now pierced his ears Like “Love Rajinder” and now enjoys full authority and commands of various juggadi works at “Anycity”. Now there are is no “Raju Ki Bambi” and no “Pathankoita” who teases him. He now has new worries through “Vishu”, “Tiku Singh” and “Mayavee” which are chhadi Yaars (Underwear Friends) of Future Great Prime Minister on India Sh. Sh. 1008 “Akhil Ji Maharaj UP Wale” Mind you he is alwayz on the run at “Anycity” and continues to buttonhole “Nanu Hogga Kaise” for various problems.

“Bishu Hanu-Man” has not changed over the years, he continues to eat outsides, continues to eat snacks whole days, continues to have altercations with various consultants, continues to worship “Love Rajinder”. The only thing that has changed is that he is married now and he is now without any subordinates and girls in his department. Though the omnipresent, the Almighty God has bestowed him with “Divya Shakti” that “where he will go, girls will follow him”; he will be surrounded, talked and chased by the girls, it is the “Mohan’s” presence he has silently stopped turning his charms on as he know “Mohan” will pull his leg very badly and moreover will record and intimate his wrong moves to everyone including his wife. “Mohan” continues to loot him with parties each time he is caught checking someone.

“Nanu Hogga Kaise” has changed alot, he is now into different domain of work than that he was doing earlier. He has now stopped saying his takiya kalam “Par Hogga Kaise”, Now his new punch line are “Bhut Kaam hai Re Baba” , “Dekh Rahe Ho” and “Pher”. The only things that have not changed over the years is his Car, its driving and cars repairing, he continues to drive his vintage 1980s model “Maruti 800” and continues to exert frequent Jerks while driving. Turning car abruptly on road have improved but not improved 100%. He has jumped red lights numerous times, hit cars, vehicles during driving and even while parking. The parking supervisor claims that he has not seen such a bad driver in his entire life, but whatever people might think, “Nanu Hogga Kaise” still thinks he is the best driver, and people driving in front and sideways should understand that my car is coming nearby and give me empty space themselves for me to ply my vehicle.

The other entire Brigade is Happy to be work with “Love Rajinder” but slightly hate the “Mahakal Avataar” of “Love Rajinder” which he exhibits quite often and also the bad Policy formulations and Nonchalant behavior of “Chavaniya Muskan”  

“Chavaniya Muskan”   is another new character which is disturbing the “Love Rajinder” brigade and some conspiracy just broke out within the brigade, how to handle him.

To be Continued…

A flight to Bhopal

Lately I have started preferring the air travel. More and more people prefer air route than conventional modes of transportation thanks to the economies and time cut short by the air lines.

Today's flight from Mumbai to Bhopal made me pensive this time and made me to reflect on few things.

I always prefer window seat to aisle and middle so that I can look down, do not know why i have this strange fascination.

So today when I was usually looking down, these thoughts popped in mind:

That it’s such a vast world out there, and every self and u r just a tiny drop in the ocean and yet we keep ourselves into oblivion through our lives that we r the center of the universe.

That this world would be as such and would be more vast and powerful when u were not there and would remain that way when u r gone.

That it’s us that keep adding misery to our lives with all the self doubts and negativities. Even we have ephemeral time to be around.

So I have made myself some promises of some dos and do nots, I would be adhering to.

I won’t frown if somebody maligns about me.

I won’t fear from taking any risks.

I would be respecting and loving the people more who matter to me.

I won’t mind if my office vacillates me from one place to another.

I won’t mind if I am not accepted some where.

I would be working more hard on my goals.

Pretty sagey na....guys that’s the way I am.

Nikamma Kiya Is Dil Ne, Nikamma Kiya Is Maggi ne Mohan Ko

Mohan was interrupted by a phone call early in the morning from Maggi to enquire where he has reached and though both of them are complete replica of “Mr. Kumbhkaran” when it comes to sleeping, both felt a kind of vibrations inside their head when they talk to each other and now this has lead to insomnia. It’s a strange enigma that how love can alter somebody in such a way that they do not feel any laziness during the day despite not sleeping whole night. 24 Hours in a day seems to be less for both of the guyz and they surely must be praying to god, to give them more time.

Mohan broke the news that it’s his father’s burdya today and Maggi was onto calling Mohan’s father and no doubt the Parents and Siblings of Mohan were overjoyed on such a conduct from their “Daughter in law” to be.

Now chatting and talking over phone continues unabated these days, Both have now discovered numerous ways to talk and to be together. Generally the chatting through smses continues whole day long and the average talking time on phone remains 4 to 5 hours a day, courtesy to RelCon Mobile Network Provider. Both however intimate each other's families that they talk very less as both are busy with work or shopping.

Mohan was feeling littile shyness on returning to his workplace as all the prying eyes would be on Mohan. As Mohan’s bag was full, he decided to buy some mitahi from the local source once he returns and as he moves into the Office, everybody embraced him and congratulated him. Akki has already moved one step ahead and has been distributing the mitahi from last couple of days as his new room mate would be soon emptying the Room and he will have more space at his disposal to make everything untidy and will have more space for keeping all his empty bottles of grain.

The parents of Maggi must have sighed a relief that what a long journey one has to endure for reaching MP, though they may be tensed out that their child has to move to such a distant place with no relatives and friends in vicinity just for the sake of Mohan, Who is reluctant to move to some closer place to their native. He is stuck in “damn sure attitude” that this job has prospects of being a good carrier advancement tool than the other jobs at nearer place.

Here Mohan has started getting all the worldly tensions in this world from which he has been running from quiet long. He has now to arrange for a rented house, a gas cylinder, Beds and furniture, Utensils bla bla the list goes on increasing like the Mohan’s tension. He has been buttonholing all his colleagues to get him arranged all the things and requesting them to spare some time for sharing their such experiences and give him some advice. No doubt as they say “Unarguably Indian are most talkative people on this planet and when it comes to advising some one no one can beat them”

Mr. Vikram Saran was first to offer his advices:

“Listen Mohan you have to do it all alone the cooking, washing clothes, cleaning, marketing and cleaning utensils. I have been doing this from past 10 years and at times my wife becomes so cruel she does not give me any hot water for washing utensils. It’s an old myth, that women still do these things these days. They now believe that “You have not brought a Kamwali or maid, Life is all about being happy, for traveling, shopping and sleeping””

“70 to 80 % of the work in the house and outside has to be done by you apart from your office work.”

“These women I tell you are so cruel and without heart, you will see, u will enjoy your life only for 6 months or so, then your life would becomes hell, u will repent latter on”

“Women make you to forsake all of your friends, relatives and parents as they can not see you happy”

“I have to even leave my hanging around with friends and beer which I enjoyed at times”

“Abhi bhi khuch Nahin Bigada Soch Lo”

“Alwayz Beware of the Belan and Knife, you should not come nearby if she has balen or Knife in her hand. I had undergone such a brutal treatment through this balen and Knife once”

Many others supported some of the assertiveness which Mr. Vikram Saran has been communicating to all the youngsters from quiet a long.

Though Mohan rubbished all these statements, somewhere in his mind he was making contingency plans that what if some of these finding may get true.

He must be thinking in Cooking, Utensils and Cloths Washing won’t be a problem but he should indulge and learn more from Pinni Pinni Chacha Ji.

To be Continued…………..