Aftermaths of Leaving by “Love Rajinder” 1

Hundian mapiyan de sirran te aishan
Mapiyan to bina puche na eh Chandra samaj loko
Jad ja ke jamne vich ladna pave jarroratan layi
Lagdi hai eh zindagi te duniya bekar loko
Writen by: Mr. Mohit Kansal

Betta g arrived very next day with a swallowed mouth and it seems like he has not smiled from years and here Mr. Anger Manager Mr. Deep Singh arrived fresh, full of joviality and energy. Surely Mr. Deep Singh has in fact three best qualities in this world 1. Knows to manage his anger very well 2. Can start fresh after strong altercations with anybody 3. Can generate instant rapport with new comers and fresh joins. Col. Dhillon, the X-HRD Head surely acknowledged him very highly during his initial days and can be heard saying, “If someone really has the gut in the entire department its Mr. Deep” but it’s really an enigma whosoever have praised him highly initially alwayz went cold hearted against him. Col Dhillon’s remarks after resigning were, “Mr. Deep is a non-technical man, why the hell he has been recruited, he has done every single thing incorrect.”

After hearing realizations like this Mr. Deep is always onto finding next leverage, with his TP playing the part of pivots/fulcrum and his career uplifted as a lever.

The one liners he used to influence other was somewhat copy of dailouge of movie 3-idiots

Mr. Deep’s stance

“Sir G, Good Morning!! Tusi Great Ho, Aaap jaisa bologe ho jayega, aap ke liyea kuch bhi kar sakte hain”

3 - Idiots Saying

“Jahanpna, Tusi great ho, Kripa Nazrana Kabul farmiyea”

The only Difference is that Mr. Deep Says with his paints on and 3-Idiots with there paints down.

Though there was never a much work available with Mr. Deep (As he alwayz manage to get the best available subordinates in the team, upon them he dumps his entire work), he tries to show the VIPs during their visits that he has got all the works of his colleagues and he is the one who is running this show. Otherwise his daily routine includes Equity trading, reading bengali newspaper on net, playing solitaire and passing his useless gayan.

Love Rajinder Supported him because he thought Mr. Deep has the potential to be a good man-manager despite of all his shortcomings, as the job profile itself requires managing people and time only, there was no rocket science in developing such a basic product. he believed it’s basic an iterative process of some common fundamentals/logics to develop a new show. But as they say old habits die hard, Mr. Deep is only stuck in applying his vast gayan to some non-complex problems. He surely feels enormous pain in his mind and in his ass after behaving normally for some period.

Mr. Deep has several times warned “Love Rajinder” not to give much air to Mohan and Pinni Pinni Chacha stating that though they work hard but have their own limited maturity levels which may be deterimental if they are given a leading position. He even sometime dares to put the Fear of “Management Failure” in the eyes of Love Rajinder. A true Sage even in the corporate life as “Love Rajinder” is can only be seen educating him about the opportunities that lie ahead and alwayz advised him not to waste time and energy battling minnows.

Here when Mr. Joginder Singh is blown in something or just had experienced strong altercations with somebody can been seen keeping onto himself. He can talk to few whom he has to (Namely Pinni Pinni Chacha, Mr. Gaga Singh and Mr. Varun) otherwise they would surely desert him and he do not want that. He can also be seen very friendly these days with Mr. Sunil Pal (Old Rival of Betta G) who now shares common views on their common enemies.

He was talking to Mr. Gaga and then Mr. Yuan Khan that “Nobody came to my rescue the other day, all are mean people specially Mohan, I initiated a revolt against Mr. Deep and nobody supported me, people should desert Mr. Deep”

Mr. Yuan Khan in a mocking way passed his comments on Mohan that “Mr. Joginder why do not you vomit your anger on Mohan” on finding Mr. Joginder is tearing some papers.

Surely Mohan knew all the vicious weeping done by Betta g to everybody but kept silent and did not want to create more scenes. He knew that the job turf itself is tough one and further the emoluments are very low leading to frustrations at work and in family.

Though during Betta g mum period there are no hues and cries related to his boastfulness of himself and his work, some of them generally are “Its me who have created the Wal-mart and others just sat around and enjoyed my success” “I am a mature technocrat” “I am a building expert” “It’s I who deserve more Salary and better Designation” “Primavera and MSP are nothing”

Though everybody other than Mohan makes fun of Mr. Joginder in his absence about the Wal-mart stuff, Mr. Joginder has always felt Jealousy and hatred inside his heart towards Mohan with ambiguous reasons.

In Evening all got the news that in Khanna Site Chadda Sahib and Munni Kaka has had a big fight with their boss. The Phones from Amritsar were busy to get the news as the gossip season is booming much due to latest series of resignations in Delhi HO and Amritsar.

Some specification changes were the reason and the boss’s inability to synchronize all the stuff has leads the boss blaming his team members. The other news regarding Major’s Sahib’s Involvement in Land Scam and dwindling of huge amount of money also came forth. It was also understood he has been terminated from his services.

The morale of all of them became all time low and everybody was on to http://www.naukri.com/ very first time for finding suitable jobs.

To be continued……………………………………..

Aftermaths of Leaving by “Love Rajinder”

Only A Leader can bind the people for some constructive work otherwise the meanness, the jealousy and the cynicism dwelling in the hearts of individuals creates an atmosphere of tension and it is counter-productive for your health and mind. It Applies fairly well in Home and as well in a Organisation - Mr. Mohit Kansal

Girdhari Ji was seen wandering here and there as his mind provokes him to do; he is totally in oblivion from the day he resigned. Gone were the days when Mr. Deep Singh used to criticize him and covets for his top post, now days he is busy bootlicking and even supporting him because finally he would be in charge now after coveting and prying almost 3 years for that top post. He must be thinking as a new in charge he would be finally getting an authority of taming some of the non-followers of his out of the world frequent advices which he thinks is very coherent and unique and no one on earth can provide with you that, The people who were alwayz in denial mode includes Mohan, Pinni Pinni Chacha and Mr. Joginder Singh Khurd (Payara Betta of Pinni Pinni Chacha).

Some times even the company associates and vendors were shocked to hear the advices and solutions put forth by Mr. Deep. They can not believe that how can a company employ such a stupid and mad person on a top position. The only thing that they do not know is Mr. Deep success mantra lies in sycophancy and bootlicking all the bosses. He even uses to whistle blew and divulge the discussions from here and there and never minded maligning his colleagues to gain confidence of the bosses. He was able to show the bosses a tampered, one sided story of the picture. Surely “Love Rajinder” knew it all as told to him by “Col. Dhillon, the X HRD Head” and others, but “Love” never reprimanded him publically, he still wanted him to grow. As others also knew about his wrongdoings it was “Love Rajinder” who was able to shield him from any brawls and quarrels that Mr. Deep would have undergone with his colleagues. He was almost on verge of getting repent several times and if it would have been so, the quarrels would be so huge that all his learning from Nigeria, Pune and Bombay could not save him. Once Mohan and Pinni Pinni Chacha got so frustrated by his interferences that they had decided to contact “Biddi Singh” the eternal reliever of “Boss Frustrated Employees”. “Biddi” an X-Private Job Goer have gone mad during his stint with the private job and now days can be seen wandering the roads, streets of the Amritsar. If your boss gives you tough time at the office you just have to say to “Biddi” and then he would be onto your boss and will get your boss so frustrated that he will be left with no other choice than to leave and “Biddi” does this just for free to savior you.

Now as the Big Daddy “Love Rajinder” has gone to protect the others from his vicious and arrogant attitude and spoiled thinking, Deep was thinking he would be surely having his way and emptying his grudges soon. No one better than Payara Betta to experience his first bossiness, Mr. Deep Singh has called Mr. Joginder Singh by yelling “Yahaan Aayo, I need your status on the report of Wal-Mart”

He went on saying “Delhi HO has tussled in my head because you are not providing them with the report soon.”

Then came the worldly advice “Joginder Yaar! Motta Motti Kar de Na, Delhi HO will never know that we have not done the analysis.”

Upon hearing this “Betta ji” as usual lost his temperament and soon the obscenities were passed from his side. Mr. Deep Singh was also quick in replying with same stuff. He believes in the saying “If some one gives you one bucket of shit, you must give him two buckets of shit, ain’t compromise on that” Every body in the office was looking what it was happening and then Mohan and Varun interfered and get them separated.

After stopping them Mohan, Varun, Parminder and Jagmohan Ram went to nearby Sarpanch’s house in Mohan’s I10 Car to bring Free Potatoes that the Sarpanch promised to Mr. Parminder. On their return they chatted about the incident just occurred and Mr. Parminder told “He himself has had altercation with Mr. Joginder.”

Mohan, Jagmohan and Varun said “Though Joginder has great sense of humor, he can prank with others but he can not resist if some one other pranks on him”

Today also thier common email was also made un-operational by IT department on request of Mr. Deep Singh. Some psycho has blamed and emailed to directors about Mr. Deep Singh by writing the name of team. Whosoever has done it, have done it to take revenge or malign the image of Mr. Deep. No wonder Mr. Deep Singh is gone mad today. He is vaguely passing the dialogue that reliance people would be soon telling him the name of the computer from which it was done and he has readied his shoes for beating that coward. His calculating mind can think of every name and possibility and rumors were on that it could be the one from his present frustrated colleagues or from the old rivals. Now IT and Mr. Deep do not want to take the second chance. And here Mohan’s job has decreased to half-fold as his main clerical job was to write emails from this common email. He also sighed a relief.

Next Day everybody got the news that both sides have told their stories to Col. Karma, the X-Rajputana Rifles commanding officer, now the Director of HRD and Administration of the company. Col sahib a Problem solving, Hardworking, courageous and daring man in his late 50s can be observed busy in his work routine whenever one visit or call him. He has the real solutions of the complex problems of organization and life. 24 hours a day seem to be very less for him and he is entirely indefatigable. No wonder he does not believes in writing emails.

He showed his qualms regarding the current issues with Mr. Joginder that were popping up frequently now.

“Get him fired, I don’t want him working here anymore” “This is what col. sahib told me” said Mr. Deep to Tittaru. “But I have convinced him, not to worry about Joginder”

All were skeptical about Mr. Deep showing restraint till the time all found out that “Betta ji” has phoned Mr. Deep Singh sorrying him about his behavior and he also went on saying that “I say whatever I have to on your face.” “There are others in this company which backbites and make fun of you in your absence at least I do not do that.”

On finding that Pinni Pinni Chacha has declared that Joginder will not more his baptized Betta and proclaimed “Joginder was the one that used to backbite Mr. Deep in his absence” “Joginder is a coward, why the hell he dares if can not stand”
“Joginder is a person with double standards, a selfish man”

Tears dwelled in the eyes of both Joginder and Pinni Pinni Chacha and Mr. Deep Singh was sighing a relief that his strategy of “Divide and Rule” kicked off finally.

To Be Continued……………………………..

Reflections on Leaving the Company by Ronki Ram and Sh. Rajinder (AVP)

Rare are the men in this world who can be considered as good human beings and both embodied the same feeling everybody they met.

Though there was a buzz around long time ago about the possibility of Mr. Rajinder leaving the company, but nobody ever thought about it would come so quickly. Some where happy, some were depressed, some were even feared what repercussions it will bring onto their lives.

Mr. Rajinder or “Love Rajinder” as we know him has alwayz ran his life and other’s life around him in his own terms which may be considered by some emotionally intelligent people as silly or fill of too sageness but people here in Amritsar just loved his company, they were surprised how can a AVP be like him/her. Love Rajinder can connect with every body and just anybody on this planet and that was the main reason for his success. Youngster and fresh joins can be seen enjoying singing songs, jokes and even playing cricket with him, others can be seen enjoying the worldly wisdom on professionalism and on life that “Love Rajinder” loves to pass to anybody he meets (of course must be accumulated by toiling hard and enduring hard in the life and gulping “Self help/motivational” books). His unique way to write “Love” in the emails end after any accomplishment or in a dire fiasco has led us to namesake him “Love Rajinder or Rajinder Bhai”

Ronki Ram the savior of gals and Mohan's only room-mate from the Delhi days was leaving this company finally and everybody was experiencing mixed feelings. Mohan was feeling finally he would be having one more Almirah at his disposal (which would better manage his apparel), the room and the other bed would be more clean now, there would be less mosquitoes in his room and also he would getting rid of all of his chitter chatters in the night. Gosh he has prayed to god for this from a long time and that was one of his reasons visiting Golden Temple but he never wanted Ronki his elder brother to leave.

Tittaru Singh doubted who other than Ronki ram would have the capability to take the Udatte Teer (Flying Arrows) though everybody has nominated Mr. Deep Singh for that. Ronki was famous in the company for indulging his ass in any trouble without knowing it. He alwayz felt restless in the heart if there is some trouble and alwayz thought he has that magic stick that would unravel the trouble. He was also famous for escorting/lingering around the VIPs and new comers in the company, late arrival and late staying in company without any work, downloading all the day and most importantly his ability to get along with girls. He can be friend with any girl on this planet and strangely even all his girl friend call him as “Ronki Bhai”. The only thing that only few know that how clear is he from heart and he has this strong and unique capability of forgetting all the previous troubles and problems. He has alwayz stood through his family and friend through thick and thin and supported them financially and emotionally and at times generated some negative effects on his own life.

It was last day on work for “Love Rajinder” and all bid him adieu by email and even pleasantries were passed by those who criticized him during his stay. A special framed collage was prepared and presented to "Love Rajinder" by Mrs. Renu and Ms. Poonam with the comments of everyone.

Pinni Pinni Chacha Lahul Tittaru and Mohan were emotional during evening and after few peg of Rum all SMSed “Love Rajinder” stating that they also want to come along and do not want to work here. Tittaru went on saying that I will leave all of my girl friends, Lahul wrote I would also want to be with you but Pls do not tell Mr. Kawal the head of purchase whereas Mohan's SMS was a commitment to non–altercations with persons like Mr. Deep Singh in future.

“Daru kam piyo and we would be soon working together” came the reply from the Connoisseur of People Skill.

To be Continued…………….