Aftermaths of Leaving by “Love Rajinder”

Only A Leader can bind the people for some constructive work otherwise the meanness, the jealousy and the cynicism dwelling in the hearts of individuals creates an atmosphere of tension and it is counter-productive for your health and mind. It Applies fairly well in Home and as well in a Organisation - Mr. Mohit Kansal

Girdhari Ji was seen wandering here and there as his mind provokes him to do; he is totally in oblivion from the day he resigned. Gone were the days when Mr. Deep Singh used to criticize him and covets for his top post, now days he is busy bootlicking and even supporting him because finally he would be in charge now after coveting and prying almost 3 years for that top post. He must be thinking as a new in charge he would be finally getting an authority of taming some of the non-followers of his out of the world frequent advices which he thinks is very coherent and unique and no one on earth can provide with you that, The people who were alwayz in denial mode includes Mohan, Pinni Pinni Chacha and Mr. Joginder Singh Khurd (Payara Betta of Pinni Pinni Chacha).

Some times even the company associates and vendors were shocked to hear the advices and solutions put forth by Mr. Deep. They can not believe that how can a company employ such a stupid and mad person on a top position. The only thing that they do not know is Mr. Deep success mantra lies in sycophancy and bootlicking all the bosses. He even uses to whistle blew and divulge the discussions from here and there and never minded maligning his colleagues to gain confidence of the bosses. He was able to show the bosses a tampered, one sided story of the picture. Surely “Love Rajinder” knew it all as told to him by “Col. Dhillon, the X HRD Head” and others, but “Love” never reprimanded him publically, he still wanted him to grow. As others also knew about his wrongdoings it was “Love Rajinder” who was able to shield him from any brawls and quarrels that Mr. Deep would have undergone with his colleagues. He was almost on verge of getting repent several times and if it would have been so, the quarrels would be so huge that all his learning from Nigeria, Pune and Bombay could not save him. Once Mohan and Pinni Pinni Chacha got so frustrated by his interferences that they had decided to contact “Biddi Singh” the eternal reliever of “Boss Frustrated Employees”. “Biddi” an X-Private Job Goer have gone mad during his stint with the private job and now days can be seen wandering the roads, streets of the Amritsar. If your boss gives you tough time at the office you just have to say to “Biddi” and then he would be onto your boss and will get your boss so frustrated that he will be left with no other choice than to leave and “Biddi” does this just for free to savior you.

Now as the Big Daddy “Love Rajinder” has gone to protect the others from his vicious and arrogant attitude and spoiled thinking, Deep was thinking he would be surely having his way and emptying his grudges soon. No one better than Payara Betta to experience his first bossiness, Mr. Deep Singh has called Mr. Joginder Singh by yelling “Yahaan Aayo, I need your status on the report of Wal-Mart”

He went on saying “Delhi HO has tussled in my head because you are not providing them with the report soon.”

Then came the worldly advice “Joginder Yaar! Motta Motti Kar de Na, Delhi HO will never know that we have not done the analysis.”

Upon hearing this “Betta ji” as usual lost his temperament and soon the obscenities were passed from his side. Mr. Deep Singh was also quick in replying with same stuff. He believes in the saying “If some one gives you one bucket of shit, you must give him two buckets of shit, ain’t compromise on that” Every body in the office was looking what it was happening and then Mohan and Varun interfered and get them separated.

After stopping them Mohan, Varun, Parminder and Jagmohan Ram went to nearby Sarpanch’s house in Mohan’s I10 Car to bring Free Potatoes that the Sarpanch promised to Mr. Parminder. On their return they chatted about the incident just occurred and Mr. Parminder told “He himself has had altercation with Mr. Joginder.”

Mohan, Jagmohan and Varun said “Though Joginder has great sense of humor, he can prank with others but he can not resist if some one other pranks on him”

Today also thier common email was also made un-operational by IT department on request of Mr. Deep Singh. Some psycho has blamed and emailed to directors about Mr. Deep Singh by writing the name of team. Whosoever has done it, have done it to take revenge or malign the image of Mr. Deep. No wonder Mr. Deep Singh is gone mad today. He is vaguely passing the dialogue that reliance people would be soon telling him the name of the computer from which it was done and he has readied his shoes for beating that coward. His calculating mind can think of every name and possibility and rumors were on that it could be the one from his present frustrated colleagues or from the old rivals. Now IT and Mr. Deep do not want to take the second chance. And here Mohan’s job has decreased to half-fold as his main clerical job was to write emails from this common email. He also sighed a relief.

Next Day everybody got the news that both sides have told their stories to Col. Karma, the X-Rajputana Rifles commanding officer, now the Director of HRD and Administration of the company. Col sahib a Problem solving, Hardworking, courageous and daring man in his late 50s can be observed busy in his work routine whenever one visit or call him. He has the real solutions of the complex problems of organization and life. 24 hours a day seem to be very less for him and he is entirely indefatigable. No wonder he does not believes in writing emails.

He showed his qualms regarding the current issues with Mr. Joginder that were popping up frequently now.

“Get him fired, I don’t want him working here anymore” “This is what col. sahib told me” said Mr. Deep to Tittaru. “But I have convinced him, not to worry about Joginder”

All were skeptical about Mr. Deep showing restraint till the time all found out that “Betta ji” has phoned Mr. Deep Singh sorrying him about his behavior and he also went on saying that “I say whatever I have to on your face.” “There are others in this company which backbites and make fun of you in your absence at least I do not do that.”

On finding that Pinni Pinni Chacha has declared that Joginder will not more his baptized Betta and proclaimed “Joginder was the one that used to backbite Mr. Deep in his absence” “Joginder is a coward, why the hell he dares if can not stand”
“Joginder is a person with double standards, a selfish man”

Tears dwelled in the eyes of both Joginder and Pinni Pinni Chacha and Mr. Deep Singh was sighing a relief that his strategy of “Divide and Rule” kicked off finally.

To Be Continued……………………………..

Reflections on Leaving the Company by Ronki Ram and Sh. Rajinder (AVP)

Rare are the men in this world who can be considered as good human beings and both embodied the same feeling everybody they met.

Though there was a buzz around long time ago about the possibility of Mr. Rajinder leaving the company, but nobody ever thought about it would come so quickly. Some where happy, some were depressed, some were even feared what repercussions it will bring onto their lives.

Mr. Rajinder or “Love Rajinder” as we know him has alwayz ran his life and other’s life around him in his own terms which may be considered by some emotionally intelligent people as silly or fill of too sageness but people here in Amritsar just loved his company, they were surprised how can a AVP be like him/her. Love Rajinder can connect with every body and just anybody on this planet and that was the main reason for his success. Youngster and fresh joins can be seen enjoying singing songs, jokes and even playing cricket with him, others can be seen enjoying the worldly wisdom on professionalism and on life that “Love Rajinder” loves to pass to anybody he meets (of course must be accumulated by toiling hard and enduring hard in the life and gulping “Self help/motivational” books). His unique way to write “Love” in the emails end after any accomplishment or in a dire fiasco has led us to namesake him “Love Rajinder or Rajinder Bhai”

Ronki Ram the savior of gals and Mohan's only room-mate from the Delhi days was leaving this company finally and everybody was experiencing mixed feelings. Mohan was feeling finally he would be having one more Almirah at his disposal (which would better manage his apparel), the room and the other bed would be more clean now, there would be less mosquitoes in his room and also he would getting rid of all of his chitter chatters in the night. Gosh he has prayed to god for this from a long time and that was one of his reasons visiting Golden Temple but he never wanted Ronki his elder brother to leave.

Tittaru Singh doubted who other than Ronki ram would have the capability to take the Udatte Teer (Flying Arrows) though everybody has nominated Mr. Deep Singh for that. Ronki was famous in the company for indulging his ass in any trouble without knowing it. He alwayz felt restless in the heart if there is some trouble and alwayz thought he has that magic stick that would unravel the trouble. He was also famous for escorting/lingering around the VIPs and new comers in the company, late arrival and late staying in company without any work, downloading all the day and most importantly his ability to get along with girls. He can be friend with any girl on this planet and strangely even all his girl friend call him as “Ronki Bhai”. The only thing that only few know that how clear is he from heart and he has this strong and unique capability of forgetting all the previous troubles and problems. He has alwayz stood through his family and friend through thick and thin and supported them financially and emotionally and at times generated some negative effects on his own life.

It was last day on work for “Love Rajinder” and all bid him adieu by email and even pleasantries were passed by those who criticized him during his stay. A special framed collage was prepared and presented to "Love Rajinder" by Mrs. Renu and Ms. Poonam with the comments of everyone.

Pinni Pinni Chacha Lahul Tittaru and Mohan were emotional during evening and after few peg of Rum all SMSed “Love Rajinder” stating that they also want to come along and do not want to work here. Tittaru went on saying that I will leave all of my girl friends, Lahul wrote I would also want to be with you but Pls do not tell Mr. Kawal the head of purchase whereas Mohan's SMS was a commitment to non–altercations with persons like Mr. Deep Singh in future.

“Daru kam piyo and we would be soon working together” came the reply from the Connoisseur of People Skill.

To be Continued…………….

Bas Rehan De Chehd Na Darda Nu…

Ever Since I Saw Megha I do not what was happening to me. I have cried for her, prayed to god for her well being and even discontinued my Master in Science (GIS) which I was pursuing from University of Austria. I am not able to concentrate on my work and do not want to accept the very fact that she belongs to some other and she is very happy with him; much happier than I can keep her. I was also pondering that the lucky man must be miles ahead of me in terms of personality and luck. The inferiority complexes always surfaces up when I am completely blown in something and the first thoughts that always come up in my mind are “I am Not Good Enough; I am too Lousy and Terrible”. I even accustom my self to the useless thoughts that "May be because I am small town Hick who has unnecessary set the goals too high that I do not deserve”. Even better I curse god for giving me such a useless life.

There was a change that others were noticing in me and the rumors were on that I have become too emotional and my mood swings are too erratic and I have simply given up the company of other people and just gone too self-centered, all fear this may not be the starting stage of Schizophrenia. Some were even referring me for a visit to psychiatrist. Here in office I have also resigned from my additional responsibilities of Drawing In charge; Project Management In charge, Mess In charge and Documentation In charge as I do not have extra time for all these activities. Here at guest house I have totally found refuge inside Booze after returning from the Office. I prefer to drink it in alone so that I do not have to tell others why I am quiet today. The Petty Devdas of Projects Department was in making who has been looted by Paro of Marketing Department. I have tried no of times to send her a SMS that how much I love her but every time I type a SMS I could only store it in Drafts as I was get over by a fear of complicating and messing her and my life unnecessary. I just wanted her to know of my unbundled love meant for her only once so that the enormous pain inside my heart can be undone; No issues if she refuses; I just wanted her to tell once. But as they say too many love gurus complicates the easy sailing as in my case the Love Gurus: Achariya Rahul Dev G and Shri Shri 108 Gullu Jatt G who advised me that “Forget her” “she should think you are unnecessary sticking on her” “have u kept your job aside” “U should become friends first” “Ask her about MBA Programs” “Give her mobile number to us, we will talk to her for you as you are too drunkard” Blla Blla on finding once that I have written a lengthy SMS meant for her.

Here Pinni Pinni Chacha was blaming it all on Megha that “Mohan has been cursed by a devilish spirit residing inside Megha”. He further said “She is surely descendent of Maimni Chudail who once walked the jungles of Nanital”. The only reason Chacha circulates these rumors because I have refused the last night to buy a bottle of Vodka which he demanded and now I was paying the price in terms of rumors. Like always Mr. LV Khan was more interested in when subject of spirits and Chudail is discussed. Mr. LV said “Definitely she looks like a Chudail; I have seen a Chudail once in my life and I must say she looks quiet similar.” I did not listen to all the useless chatter and went to my room and opened up the Beer that I have kept as stock for emergency. I switched on my laptop and plugged in the only song that I listen these days over and over again: “Sohniye!!! Hireya!!!! Teri Yaad Ayundi Hai!!! Sinne Vich Tadpda Hai Dil Jaan Jaundi Hai!!! Tu hi Jind Meriyea Dil Da Krar Ni!!! Tu Ajja Tainu Rabb Da Vasta!!! Udikda Main Tera Rasta!!!........” By Sahel.
It was 11:00 PM and I have not had my dinner yet; for me everything seems to be moving in a slow motion when my phone started ringing; Kocha my Pal at Bathinda was on line and broke the good news that he would be getting married soon and tomorrow is his engagement and I must be there…..I was overwhelmed after hearing this but as I have to complete the checking of the RA Bill I could not promise him for my presence. I opened up one more can of the beer and drank it. Whether its time for Rejoice or Sorrow Booze has now become my inseparable part.

The next day Chadda Sabb (sorry forgot to tell you new name of Mr. Gaurav) and me bunked the office and went to see the Movie “Rabb ne Bana Di Joddi”. “What a Movie that was; what a love story; Sharukh is my favorite” I said to Chadda Sabb after returning. I was quiet during movie hours and thoroughly enjoyed each and every part. “The girl in the movie opposite to Sharukh looks like Megha Na” I asked to Chadda Sabb. “Jai ho Maharaj, Tusi Bhi Vadde Aashiq Ho Gaye” came the immediate reply. Here I was getting more and more involved in listening to scores “Haulle Haulle Se Hawa Chalti hai” and “Tujh Main Rabb Dikhta hai, Yara Main Kiya Karu.” I replicated the moves done by Sharukh in the guest house and went to a exhausted sleep

To be continued………………………….

My Apologizes And Discontinuation of My Blog

Dear Fella Readers!!
I would be discontinuing my stint with writing as i have been recieving complaints from some members.

I offer my deepest apologizes to the ones who felt hurt and i assure you that it was not intentional. Blog Writing was just my way of expressing some real moments which i was able to capture.

I have not thought it will in any form hurt somebody and let them feel somebody is making fun of them deliberately.

With deepest regrets signing Off
Mohit Kansal
Blog Owner and Blog Writer

Is India Shinning? Nahh!! India Glooming………

You kill one and you will frighten 10,000 – An old Chinese Proverb.

Terrorism can not be prevented due to its nature and its rooted ideology in the religions but what is important are the precautionary measures you should have in store and Post-terror activities.

Not only it again reminded us about our vulnerable coast line but also the how easy the access it was for the terrorists to get away with the ammunitions and set up the control rooms in the elite Hotels prior to the attack.

Moreover, the way the bodies were lifted out and they way the politicians are warming their hands rather than getting united still propagates the earlier beliefs of India as a third World.

I billion people of the India have been made shameful by just chunk of 10 people, even they were killed but they left us with a dark stigma which can't be undone so easily.

The Mumbai terror attack has maligned our reputation as a nation in the whole world, India boasts of becoming a superpower, but even can not protect the High profile people from this dastardly act of terrorism. If the people sitting in Taj, Oberoi (where elite and only small percentage of Indian population) have the privilege to access then forget about the talks regarding the ordinary and common people who still face the ordeal of earning his bread and butter.

It’s our mistake of our people that how we propagates Villains / Politicians as superheroes who just want us to divide and rule so as to keep their pockets full.

The only persons that always come to our rescue are the brave Commandos of NSG, ATS Personnel, and Various copes that flushes out these terrorists and these are the real unsung heroes and we dare to make fun of them.

People should ask now where Mr. Raj Thackery and his Marathi Manoosh are. Surely he would be sleeping in his comfort palace since so many North & South Indians Cops; NSGs are here to protect his Maharashtra.

The only thing that is deterrent to our progress in only talk and when it comes to taking responsibility everybody has some useless business to take care of. People want the Personalities like Mr. Bhagat Singh and Mr. Gandhi to reborn again but they want them to be born in his/her neighbors house.

Many of us, the common men feel and urge to take the responsibility and envisage Our India as a superpower, Now it’s the time to stir a Campaign against non – supporter of all these ridiculous politicians/Villains which are moving our country backwards, now its time to join hands for better government, now its time to decide ourselves who we are going to vote, now its time to develop India we alwayz dreamt of otherwise its gonna too late and our next generation would ask us why we were so intimidated to protect our own home.

Nasib Sade Likhe Raab Ne Kachi Pencil Naal…..

Love when imbibed in soul can tremble the Lion Hearted and give meaning to Life of those who live life without a motive - Mohit Kansal.

Confused and emotionally distressed I came to Guest house and kept on crying whole of the night and did not get along with the guyz at the guest house and everybody was shocked to see my unusual behavior. I was acting and squirming like an infant who wants to remain as child forever and does not want to grow up to face the turbulence of this mean world.

I know this aint’s me and this in not normal behavior and I have no idea why this thing is getting over me and why I have started loving a girl without ever talking or even knowing her slightly. But I can not help it. Though I am fully aware that I am acting and behaving like a moron but for the very first time I am enjoying it also and feeling a sense of excitement. I want her to come in my life and make it more exciting.

Next Day she just completely whistle blew it at HO that there were some guyz who called her over extension phone when she was on a official visit and wanted her to talk to Guy named “Mohan”. “Who the hell is he?” she inquired from the Projects Department and Others.

“Ahh! Mohan the trouble maker, he is the guy who is the cornerstone of every problem, he is the cause of half of our miseries.” told some one from IT department”

“A wanna be, an authoritarian with no authority whatsoever” Some others told her.

Yet there were others like Mrs. Renu and Ms. Poonampreet Kaur when enquired quipped “Mohan!! An iconoclast, a born rebellion” and some other praises which left her wondering.

The calls started pouring from the HO to enquire about my state of well being and Mrs. Renu & Ms. Poonam were dazzled and they were not expecting this thing at least from me. Here I was getting more restless and I could not able to concentrate on my work. There were regular reprimands and intimidations from Pinni Pinni Chacha for clearing the M/s Hemkunt's 2nd RA Bill and everybody was worried about my work attitude (least this thing they have not expected from me).

Then I got to know about her prior engagement and seeing off some other guy and after discovering this I was off to a dizzy and was on the verge to crying in the office.
I kept a heavy face whole of the day and it was like that I have not smiled from quiet a long time.

I kept telling my self:
“This can’t be true”.
“How can that be possible?”
“After so many years a gal has walked in my life that I find her to be my soul mate, she is meant for me. She can’t be of anyone’s.” I kept telling myself again and again.

The immediate thing I could do is to curse the God and wanted him to give me explanations why he has given me that kind of feelings about her. I was certainly adopting losers lexicon but all my life I have fought and emerged as a winner be it any front but in this case I am not able to take the defeat in my stride.

All the Gullus, LVs, Rajji Bhais, Chachhas were anxious to see me normal. This is certainly not there Mohan Kapoor. They liked the earlier one with hard talk in the office and full 2 masti in the guest house.

“Without you, Mohan Guest house seems deserted place. What has happened to you? You were an evangelist and it was you who kept us motivating. Please tell us what wrong? We will surely help you” remarked the Pinni Pinni Chacha, Deebakar Ji and Gaurav while entering my room.

“Nothing, I just do not feel like I am enjoying over here, May be I need a change and wants to spend some time at home for 3 or 4 days.” I explained.

“Is this about that gal Huh?, what was her name Mohan? Megha Na Right” grinned Mr. Deebakar.

“Please don’t talk about her anymore, I feel hurt in my heart” I replied.

The vivid scenes from the movie “Tere Naam” were popping out on me where Radhe (Salmaan Khan) went to a Mandir and complained God that how much pain is he feeling after Nirjra (Bhumika Chawla) rejected him.

I finally convinced them this has nothing to do with Megha before Mr. Gullu and Rajji Bhai moved in and gets me so emotional that I have to tell them.

To be Continued………………………………………..

Jab Mujhe bhi Pyaar Ho Gya…….

Disclaimer: This is a work of Fiction…..Any event or persons resembling dead or Alive is just a matter of coincidence.

This time I let you sail through when I Fell in Love with a gal when I saw her very first time……

Kitna Bhi Chuppao…Kitna Bhi Akkdo……Par is se Bach Nahin Payogge…….

I saw her when she first arrived here in Office…..and I was in love…..though everybody was talking about her that what a patka she is (as alwayz we got insiders from HO)?

Every body (Viz. Rahul, Shakti, Mr. Deebakar, Mr. Ramesh, Atif) was on to planning spree when got aware how much I love her…Its not I have seen a gorgeous a stunning beauty…Something was special about her…She has got the persona and attitude which resembles me in may ways…”Alter Ego” would a perfect synonym to describe her.

I finally bought some time from site in the evening and got along with Mr. Jagdish for trip to the Office..No One better than Mrs. Sapna to introduce me to her until Mr. Jadish told her about the Poster that we have stuck on the Display Board in the Projects Office to welcome her and also when Mr. Atif at his best told her about some heroine with same name is visiting the site today and the posters are meant for her. She was roaring with laughter and I was feeling high on my blood pressure.

I could yank on my contractors, advice the Managers even AVPs and can start the lengthy parvachans on the wisdom of life that lasted till late night…but when it comes to making the very first steps of approaching a woman I got butterflies in my stomach……

Restless Evening become a desert of lost opportunity when I turned down the offer from Mrs. Sapna to accompany them for Shopping..I donot why?

There was a change that I was feeling in me specially a kind of Fear and I badly wanted to cry in alone. I think too much emotional indulgence does this to you….Having experienced these emotional hysterics all my readings of “Emotional Intelligence from Daniel Goleman” and all the teachings from Harvard Business School Magazines which I followed and preached whole my life to deal with the vagaries of life comes to a point where no meaning can’t be inferred from them…This dangerous thing what the others call it “Love” is getting over me and I am having hou high effect on my mind. I have alwaz advised and helped the poor fellows which were stuck deep in this threatening disease of life and when it struck me with its mighty blows I have no one to guide me.

Khuch Hosh Nahin Rehta, Khuch Dhyan Nahin Rehta….Insaan Pyaar Main Insaan Nahin Rehta……A quote from movie Sarfrosh.

The first thing I did was to going to sleep after returning from office and for the first time ate my dinner after 10 O’clock….Then I was onto my mission of finding her on http://www.orkut.com/ and I was sure of discovering her in digital world as it is easy to talk to some one by writing and graduating them when they visit your profile, that how cool you are with so many cluttered Testimonials, which you have deliberately requested your friends to write about you. To my dismay I could not find her and to my despair no one from the Head Office in Delhi have her in Friendlist…. Stalking sometimes I think is not that bad? And after feeling so enervated and with no Gullus and L.V.s around to take care of me (Sorry forgot to tell you the new name of Mr. Atif Khan) I went to an exhausted sleep.

The next day first time I was late in getting up and during shower I was feeling nostalgic about the previous day and continuously told myself how silly I had been the previous day and I should better concentrate on my Postgraduate degree and my future plans for GMAT.

But after arriving at site and when got the information of her arrival I was onto office and was imitating how concentrated I am on my work (that was just outside the office), I clandestinely gazed through the Mirror of the Office and had a glimpse of her and after that I saw her outside the Office just lingering around and I was off to Restroom and during passage I waived her Hi!!! And she replied with Hi!! With a smile.

I was jumping out of my skin with joy, kinda exuberance you feel when you have accomplished something. Rest of the day I was busy with my grueling work schedule but this time just one smile was enough to make me through.

Mr. Ramesh have arranged for a Party at the night in the guest house, though I have refrained myself of any kind of intoxication whole life but today I was on high after having one small Blenders Pride Shot. The pretty prospects of having conquered her seem apparent and I was off to day dreaming. I have had a very heavy and sound sleep.

The next day was her last here in office and I was feeling a cactus in my chest for not having told her about my feelings but little did I realize that all the fellas have already made a plan for convincing her about me that I am the Mr. perfect but little did I know all their plans will do me no favor and malign my reputation.

To be continued…………………………..